“In another sarcastic and sincere attempt at participating in the absurd worlds of Contemporary Art and Advanced Commodification, we proudly announce the release of “Water Activated Alpine-Themed Packing Tape #2 (Wind)” by Phil Elverum (2009). We are selling these rolls of tape as “Art” because they are actually pretty inconvenient to use as tape unless you have a special dispenser that pretty much only warehouses have. It can be displayed on a pedestal in your foyer or in a recessed alcove among your other expensive art possessions. That’s your decision. Maybe donate it to your local art museum or bequeath it to someone in your will.” (via P.W. Elverum & Sun, ltd., the Store)